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The Blue-Ribbon Jalapeño Society Jubilee

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You Are Cordially Invited...Come early, eat until your buttons pop, and dance until you drop!

Miss Clawdy's Café has won the Jubilee blue ribbon every year since the dawn of time. This year, town matron Violet Prescott is going after that ribbon with an iron-clad determination only thinly disguised by her perfect coiffure and flawless manners, bless her heart.

It's time for café owners Cathy and Marty and their best friend Trixie to pull out their secret weapon. And this is where a lifetime of friendship, combined with just the right recipe at just the right time, might carry the day—or blow everything to smithereens.

Welcome to Cadillac, Texas, where the jalapeños are hot, the gossip is hotter, and at the end of the day, it's the priceless friendships that are left standing...

"Funny, frank, and full of heart...one more welcome example of Brown's Texas-size talent for storytelling." —USA TODAY Happy Ever After on One Hot Cowboy Wedding

"Brown revitalizes the Western romance with this fresh, funny, and sexy tale filled with likable, down-to-earth characters." —Booklist on Love Drunk Cowboy

"Brown's novel will warm your heart and bring you characters so real, you'll swear they're flesh and bone...A 5 Star Comfort Read!" —Love Romance Passionon Getting Lucky

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    • Kirkus

      February 1, 2013
      Ruthless gossip, philandering husbands, flawless makeup, hunky bartenders and true friendship bring Cadillac, Texas, into vivid focus. Brown (Just a Cowboy and his Baby, 2012, etc.) brings her cowboy-romance writing talents to bear on this hilarious tale of women in a gossipy small town. The social bully and queen of the town's jalapeno club, Violet Prescott, may look ridiculous in her pantyhose and bottle-black hair, but she has spent her nearly 80 years on Earth controlling every woman in town. Dominating the other 20 women in her club, Violet insists on pantyhose and frames every blue ribbon won at the annual jubilee--blue ribbons that rightfully belong on the walls of Miss Clawdy's Cafe, since Claudia Andrews concocted the soil in which the prize-winning peppers have grown for the last 40 years. But this year, she may have gone too far. Claudia's daughters, Marty and Cathy, and their best friend, Trixie, run the Cafe. Cathy is engaged to Ethan, Violet's lukewarm son with political aspirations. Faced with a prenuptial contract but no "I love you," Cathy is beginning to reassess her plans, particularly after Violet arranges for the town to reconsider the Cafe's zoning status. Having a weekly tryst with her no-good ex-husband is turning out to be more dangerous than Trixie bargained for. She's less worried that Anna Ruth (Andy's histrionic, hyperorganized new girlfriend--and most recent addition to the jalapeno club) will find out than that Cathy and Marty's Aunt Agnes will shoot any man in her bedroom dead. It's a good thing Darla Jean--former hooker turned preacher and savior of abused women--lives across the street, ready to run interference at a moment's notice. Fast-paced, the intertwined tales collide along a bumpy road toward a surprising calamity at the jalapeno jubilee. A high-spirited, romantic page turner.

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    • Booklist

      March 15, 2013
      In Cadillac, Texas, there is only one thing hotter than the regularly scheduled town gossip: it's the jalapeos, and who takes home the blue ribbon for growing the spiciest. But don't let their sweet, southern charm fool you; these Texas ladies are focused on one thing and one thing only: winning. Every year, Miss Clawdy's Cafe has taken home the prize, leaving owners Cathy and Marty mighty confident of their achievements. Until Violet Prescott, the president of the Blue-Ribbon Jalapeo Society, challenges everything, bringing on an all-out, hot-and-spicy chili-pepper war. In this laugh-out-loud read, best-selling Brown takes her expertise in writing top-notch cowboy romance novels to stir things up in her first work of women's fiction, which is not about the lust of a rootin', tootin' cowboy but, rather, about the love among four female friends, proving that, no matter what, friendship matters most.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2013, American Library Association.)

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